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Hihi.. Aku terasa lak nk mengkopi ape yg myra ngan caya punya jwpn tuk tag cayataro ni..

Lawak2..

Nah bace kitorg punye jwpn..


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yg ni yg aku punya

Dear ( ehem2 )..,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ( our romance is over ). ( Last year when you peed your pants ) ( at the Elton John concert ) and I saw you ( pour syrup on ) ( Your 'My Little Pony' collection ). I'm sure you're ( shamed ) enough to understand ( how boring you are ). I'm returning your ( the cut toenails ) to you, but I'll keep ( your glass eye ) as a memory. You should also know that I ( told in my confession today about the moose poaching ) and ( your Cucumber-fetishism is weird ).

( Best of luck on the sex change ),
eyes143~



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yg ni yg caya punya

Dear tarokun~,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (Our romance is over). (When I finally changed my underwear) (At the mental hospital) and I saw you (Hit on) (My Blink 182 cd). I'm sure you're (Frostbitten) enough to understand (How awful you are). I'm returning your (Your toe ring) to you, but I'll keep (Your glass eye) as a memory. You should also know that I (Always wanted to break your legs) and (You ruined my attempts at another world war).

(Best of luck on the sex change),
cayataro!~

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yg ni yg myra punya

Dear my lovely burfff~-sound for word boyfriend-,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (Your nostrils are insulting).
(That night you picked your nose) (In your closet) and I saw you (Pull the pants off of) (My salt-beef bucket).
I'm sure you're (Frostbitten) enough to understand (How awful you are).
I'm returning your (Car) to you, but I'll keep (My virginity) as a memory.
You should also know that I (Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.) and (Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird).

(Spank me),
myra...

Mimpi seorang gadis

Seorang gadis datang menemui Rasulullah dengan tangan kanannya disorokkan ke dalam poket bajunya. Dari raut wajahnya, anak gadis ini sedang menanggung kesakitan yang amat sangat. Lalu Rasulullah menegurnya.
"Wahai anakku, kenapa wajahmu menampakkan kamu sedang kesakitan dan apa yang
kamu sorokkan di tanganmu?"

Lalu gadis malanginipun menceritakan hal yang berlaku padanya :- "Ya, Rasulullah, sesungguhnya aku adalah anak yatim piatu. Malam tadi aku telah bermimpi dan mimpiku itu telah membuatkan aku menanggung kesakitan ini." Balas gadis tadi.

"Jika tidak jadi keberatan, ceritakanlah mimpimu itu wahai anakku." Rasulullah mula tertarik dengan penjelasan gadis tersebut."Aku bermimpi berjumpa ibuku di dalam neraka. Keadaannya amat menyedihkan. Ibuku meminta diberikan air kerana dia amat dahaga kerana kepanasan api neraka itu hingga peluh tidak sempat keluar kerana kekeringan sekelip mata."

Gadis itu berhenti seketika menahan sebak. "Kemudian ku lihat di tangan kirinya ada seketul keju dan di tangan kanannya ada sehelai tuala kecil.

Beliau mengibas-ngibaskan kedua-dua benda tersebut untuk menghalang api dari membakar tubuhnya. Lantas aku bertanya ibuku, kenapa dia menerima balasan sebegitu rupa sedangkan ketika hidupnya ibuku adalah seorang hamba yang patuh dengan ajaran islam dan isteri yang taat kepada suaminya?

Lalu ibuku memberitahu bahawa ketika hidupnya dia amat bakhil. Hanya dua benda itu sahaja iaitu seketul keju dan sehelai tuala kecil pernah disedekahkan kepada fakir. Yang lainnya hanya untuk bermuka-muka dan menunjukkan kelebihan hartanya sahaja.

Lalu aku terus mencari ayahku. Rupanya beliau berada di syurga dan sedang menjamu penghuni syurga dengan makanan yang lazat dan minuman dari telaga nabi.

Ayahku memang amat terkenal kerana sikapnya yang dermawan dan kuat beramal.
Lalu aku bertanya kepada ayahku. "Wahai ayah, ibu sedang kehausan dan menaggung azab di neraka. Tidakkah ayah ingin membantu ibu sedangkan di dunia ku lihat ibu amat mentaatimu dan menurut perintah agama.

Lalu dijawab oleh ayahnya. Sesungguhnya beliau dan semua penghuni syurga telah dilarang oleh Allah dari memberi walau setitik air kepada isterinya kerana itu adalah pembalasan untuk kebakhilan yang dilakukan ketika di dunia.

Oleh kerana kasihan melihat azab yang diterima oleh ibuku, aku lantas menceduk sedikit air mengguna tapak tangan kananku lalu dibawa ke neraka.

Belum sempat air tersebut mencecah bibir ibuku, api neraka telah menyambar tanganku sehingga melecur.

Seketika itu juga aku tersedar dan mendapati tapak tanganku melecur teruk.

Itulah sebabnya aku datang berjumpa engkau ya Rasulullah."
Panjang lebar gadis itu bercerita sambil airmatanya tidak henti-henti mengalir di pipi.

Rasulullah kemudian meletakkan tongkatnya ke tapak tangan gadis tersebut lalu menadah tangan, berdoa memohon petunjuk dari Allah. Jika sekiranya mimpi gadis tersebut adalah benar maka disembuhkanlah agar menjadi iktibar kepada beliau dan semua umat Islam.

Lalu berkat kebesaranNya tangan gadis tersebut sembuh.

Rasulullah lantas berkata, "Wahai anakku, pulanglah....Banyakkan bersedekah dan berzikir dan pahalanya kau berikan kepada ibumu. Mudah- mudahan segala dosanya terampun. INSYALLAH"

credited : isuhangat

Games darl~ cayataro

Darl namo majuk2 k.. Ni sy da jwb games dak tecik cayataro ni..~

Agak lawak gak games ni.. Ni jwpn die..~



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Dear ( ehem2 )..,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ( our romance is over ). ( Last year when you peed your pants ) ( at the Elton John concert ) and I saw you ( pour syrup on ) ( Your 'My Little Pony' collection ). I'm sure you're ( shamed ) enough to understand ( how boring you are ). I'm returning your ( the cut toenails ) to you, but I'll keep ( your glass eye ) as a memory. You should also know that I ( told in my confession today about the moose poaching ) and ( your Cucumber-fetishism is weird ).

( Best of luck on the sex change ),
eyes143~

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Cara permainan :

Isikan tempat kosong mengikut nombor...

Dear (name someone that u love/like/fren),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name(name korg)

pilih jawapan:

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other - I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken - In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine - Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Spank me
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt